KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2015.07.22 12:15:00 -
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During a Skype congregation of the shadowy forum Illuminati that I maintain membership in, the infamous ex-CPM Jenza announced that she will be returning to the UK, and she will take back her PS3 through a horrifying ceremony which can only be described as a ritualistic slaughter orgy (that last part was not explicitly stated, but heavily implied).
Don't believe me? You didn't think the she-demon would ever return? Think again! Here is the evidence. Behold the out of context messages in which the creature not only announces her return, but gleefully revels in her own corruption -- she admits to abusing her connection to CCP to abuse the game! The CCP-CPM connection has always been a cyberpunk dystopia-like web of money, drugs, cybernetic implants, and corruption, and now I have proof!
The creature has been in hiding within Japan (the country that responsible for the Pearl Harbor attack, and this!). What has she been doing there? Managing a large faction of the Yakuza? Maybe getting a giant robot army? I don't know, but I'm just asking questions, and these are questions that need to be asked. Whatever the answer is, it can't be good, because during her stay in Japan, she has been posting strange, horrific, and disgusting website links (which w have been calling "jenza links") to the Illuminati Skype group.
You may be thinking "sure, Jenza returning to Dust is some nightmare-tier horrible $#!%, but she has no real power anymore," well you're wrong! Within the Skype group, Jenza's closest ally is Zaria -- a member of the powerful PC corp who currently controls 9% of Molden Heath. Secondly, they both have a "z" in their names, what could that possibly mean? I don't know, but can't be possibly a coincidence. Oh, and they're probably feminists!
If there has ever been a time to panic, it is now people!
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KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2015.07.22 14:03:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Yawn.
Wake me up when you guys find out where cerebral wolf jr is hiding.
Then we can dig up NovaKnife and have a real party!
I actually played with Nova Knife last night, it was just the 2 of us in a squad. He was using a Caldari heavy with Quafe SKIN. One battle was on the train map, the other was on Line Harvest.
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